Hemming’s Buyers Guide – Saab 900 Turbo SPG

With the help of the GM Heritage collection 1991 Saab 900 SPG, Hemmings Sports and Exotic Cars has written one of the best summaries on the 900 SPG and the state of today’s market for collector/enthusiast buyers in their December 2008 edition.

Highs: Great pictures, some solid tips on automobile condition and what to look for.
Lows: Workman-like prose, a few omissions.

Result: A satisfying four-page spread on my favorite Saab.
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I’ve always had a fondness for Hemmings Motor News, the original publication from Hemmings that was and still is, to some degree, the gold standard in collector car classified advertising. I can remember reading Hemmings 30 years ago and learning that a) there were a slew of car marques that I knew nothing about, b) English cars had horrible electrical systems and c) people could and would do almost anything to a car.

There were sleek Jaguar E-types and Jensen-Healys from Britain, odd-looking World War II surplus vehicles with various mods and really fat American cars from the 1940′s and 1950′s. It didn’t take very long to determine that Dusenburgs, Cords and pre-war Rolls-Royces were the big money cars (probably still are today) and that people were fascinated with 1957 Chevrolets, an interest that I honestly do not share. Of course, Mustangs and Corvettes were abundantly represented, too.

I remember one particular story written in narrative style by an Austin-Healy Sprite collector that had agreed to buy a bug-eyed Sprite over the phone, took the bus to Denver, Colorado from his home in California and drove the car home. His account included a few twists and turns that I’ve since forgotten, but I remember two fascinating revelations: first, he discovered that the Sprite’s sputtering along the way home was due to the fact that an ignition wire had failed and was arcing the path instead and, second, he had a regular paint shop where he dropped off the car without a word exchanged because “they knew that I never willingly painted any car any color but green.” I wondered then what it must be like to have so many cars that you had a regular paint shop!

All of this digression for a reason: I never really thought that I’d have one of those “collector” cars featured in a magazine such as Hemmings. Oh, I always thought that I’d have a car or two worth talking about, but I always wanted the different cars, the slant-eyed Chrysler Newports, low-slung Citroëns, muscular Oldsmobile 4-4-2s, busy Lancias and the slab-side Lincoln convertibles. I never really cared for the cars that everybody else wanted.

Fast forward to today, and I’m at least partially there. Hemmings has done a feature piece on a car that I used to own: the Saab 900 SPG. As you can see, the spread is beautifully photographed, and it features the red 1991 SPG from the GM Heritage collection. The article contains a reasonable amount of information about the Saab 900 SPG, particularly with respect to model year changes and volumes. Unfortunately, the article is available only to subscribers or purchasers of the magazine. If you are a Classic 900 fan as I am, you’ll want to buy your own copy for your very own — it’s US$5 very well spent.

An excerpt from the article’s first page:

Saab built 908,810 900-series cars in five body styles — three- and five-door hatchbacks, two- and four-door notchbacks and convertibles — between 1979 and 1993, but the three-door hatchback was the most recognizably “Saab”. It was this style in which they chose to showcase their ever-evolving engine performance technology in 1984, with a show car that made its debut at the Brussels Salon Auto-Moto that January.

Called the Turbo 16 Aero, this pearlescent champagne three-door was powered by the third generation of Saab’s H-type 1,985cc four-cylinder. While the Bosch K-Jetronic fuel-injected 2.0-liter engines in production 1984 900 Turbo models sported a single overhead camshaft and two valves per cylinder head, the contemporary Turbo 16 Aero used Bosch LH-Jetronic fuel injection and wore a new aluminum pent-dome cylinder head with dual overhead camshafts and four valves per cylinder flanking a centrally mounted spark plug. It also featured an intercooler that cooled the charge-air coming from the Garrett AirResearch T3 turbocharger from roughly 250 degrees to about 140 for greater density.

First of all, I didn’t know that the SPG debuted as a show car, much less in Belgium. Interesting history.

Secondly, it’s interesting to note just how much Saab engineers changed when they moved from the eight-valve turbocharged four to the 16-valve turbocharged four. New turbocharger, new fuel injection system, revised turbocharger cooling (added water cooling), added intercooler, new heads, valves, and the additional camshaft to drive it all. The punch line here is that Saab engineers made this very new package fit in the exact same body, with the same mounts, same transmission design, same basic block.

I did, however, know that the three “pearlescent champagne” (Saab color code 156G officially named Pearl Metallic Clearcoat) prototypes were the beginning of the SPG/T 16 Aero as a high-performance variant of the Saab Classic 900. Much to my surprise, according to a sidebar accompanying this article, one of the 1984 Saab 900 SPG prototypes is in private ownership in the United States! Michael Connelly, the current owner, bought the car from a Saab tech that worked at a dealership in Rhode Island. Apparently suffering from a failed transmission, the SPG had been transported to the dealer on a flat-bed wrecker sometime in 1985. A mechanic at the dealership saw it and immediately asked to buy it. Saab USA wanted the car back, but persistence sometimes pays. That lucky technician bought one of the only three 900 SPG/Aero prototypes ever made! I’ve now made it a goal to track down Mr. Connelly to get his thoughts on owning a little piece of history. Heady stuff.

Oh, and another thing from this section that we all know: “…the three-door hatchback was the most recognizably “Saab”.” Yeah, tell me something else that I don’t know!

From the “Tips” portion of the spread:

On body work: “900′s can corrode in the wrap-under sections of the doors, in the front and rear wheel arches and on the sides of the hood.” Uh-huh.

On the interior: “The falling headliner is an older Saab trademark…” Yep. (But not on a ‘vert!)

On the engine: “The turbocharged engines…are legendary for providing spirited performance and imbuing the car with a powerful but light and agile feel.” Yes!!!

On the transmission: “Saab long had a reputation for building finicky transmissions, and the five-speed manuals in all 900 Turbo SPGs were no exception.” Yikes. I learned that one the hard way.

Stuff that I learned from the write-up that I didn’t know before:

1. I’ve always said that I owned a 1993 900 SPG. Actually, I owned a 1993 900 Turbo Commemorative Edition. Otherwise mechanically identical to an SPG, the Commemorative Edition had two major advantages: the “red box” APC and a 2.8-bar fuel pressure regulator to accommodate the increased boost. Now I’m even more depressed for selling that car!

2. Only 7,625 Saab 900 SPGs were brought into the United States from 1985-1991. I find that to be a pretty small number, considering Saab was selling 30,000 – 40,000 units a year in those days.

3. A few 1985 900 SPGs were imported with color-matching trim. This has always bothered me — why did the other regional markets get color-matching body kits when North America got Anthracite Grey for all SPGs? As it turns out, the all of the 1985 SPGs were black and the earliest ones had black trim. The colors didn’t match very well, and the decision was made to change the lower fairings to grey. I don’t like the decision, but I understand the decision.

4. The three-spoke wheels were originally intended to improve aerodynamics.

5. Red 900′s look a LOT better with the Buffalo Grey interior rather than the Sierra Tan.

Once again, I suggest a trip to your local newsstand to pick up your personal copy.

EnG Techie Snippets

In another welcome diversion from the gloom and doom of the automotive market crunch and crushing cash burn rates, I present a few little digital gems that will enhance any Saab lover’s life.

Featured: A cheap dyno/skid-pad program for iPhone and iPod Touch, some great podcasts for your PC and/or mp3 player and an accessory from one of our sponsors.
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The reason for this post — I’ve just purchased my first actual iPod. I was a long-time satisfied user of an iRiver Clix that was either lost or stolen on a trip to New Jersey last summer. Faced with the decision, I decided to buy a factory refurbished 4GB iPod Nano 3rd Generation from the Apple store online. With shipping it was around $85 — a great price if you ask me. I grudgingly admit that this little gadget is a huge upgrade. I still have a fundamental issue with the proprietary Apple compression format, but I must admit that it sounds great and having video in your player is also a huge plus.


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This has my wheels turning in that direction, so here are a few Saab-related revelations that accompanied the iPod-ing of my life. (For a non-Saab related revelation, see here.)
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I’ll start with the great-looking iPod/mp3 add-on kit for your 9-3 available from Elkparts. This setup avoids the compromised sound associated with FM transmitters and other add-on adapters. Using a direct interface, this harness gets you connected the right way. Works for me, except that I don’t own a 9-3!

(Swade has looked at this option in the past, but I’m assuming that since the Viggen is no more that little project went by the way.)
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I love this little software package from Dynolicious for Apple iPhone or Apple iPod Touch. It uses the accelerometer inside the device to measure acceleration in all directions that can be used to translate engine output, 0-60 times, quarter mile time, lateral grip and braking performance. For only US$13, you get a little performance monitor for any car! I’m sure that it’s not very precise, but for $13 I could live with that. It requires no connections to the car and you can download the results to your PC. Very cool.


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If you haven’t checked out the Saabcast site on Saabusa.com, have a look. There are a few great video podcasts there. I found a couple of additional videos from Saab USA on iTunes that I could download free of charge, including this video on “How to change a tire.” Nicely done, and the Dame Edna 9-5 and an attractive actress make it easy on the eyes, for sure.


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GM Europe has a cache of iPod-ready videos for we Saabisti, too. Some very polished stuff such as this video of the Saab 9-X Air concept with Mark Adams.


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Finally, there are a few Canadians out there actually racing Saabs! Swade has featured JL Racing before, but they’ve posted some great information on their website including a few great audio podcasts (click on the podcasts banner on the right column of the front page). They certainly had some late-season success in the Canadian Touring Car series with three wins in late August! I highly recommend all three podcasts for some great Saab techie tidbits.

EnG Weekend Snippets – not About GM financial troubles

Like Swade, I’m pleased to take a weekend break from the financial ills plaguing the General. In this post, you’ll find another TS regular first-time meet up, a Hirsch of a different stripe and notes about my recent 9-5 frustrations.

First, the “Hirsch”. I’ve seen this automobile before (perhaps here on TS?) with the same question attached: what is it, really? Apparently, according to a short piece in Hemmings Sports & Exotic Cars (December 2008), the car has changed hands recently and the new owner wants to know its history.

According to the title and registration, this Southern California car is a 1960 Hirsch. However, since it has a 1965 Ford 289 cubic inch (4.8 liter) V-8, the rear end from a Datsun 280Z and the front end from a Pontiac Fiero, it’s clear that the car was built much later than 1960. More like 1985 or so. The body is fiberglass. At this point, the best guess is that our “Hirsch” is a one-off prototype for a fledgling car company that never made it. If you know more, drop the folks at Hemmings a line.

More Saab-related goodies to come from that edition of Hemmings Sports and Exotics Cars in the very near future. If you’ve got the US$5 or so that it costs, I recommend a trip to your local bookstore to snap up a copy.

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While in the Cleveland, Ohio area this week, I was fortunate enough to hook up with TS loyal reader and sponsor, Andy Rupert. Andy and I talked about a number of things, including Saabs, the state of the automotive sales business, his success at Leikin and a host of other topics of the day. I was indeed excited about the chance to meet and break bread with Mr. Rupert and, due to a very short night that night before, I was caffeinated to the nines (get it — NINES). I’m definitely a talker anyway, but I was truly in rare form Thursday when we met at the Cracker Barrel in Willoughby, Ohio for lunch. Andy, I hope that I didn’t wear you out!

Andy was gracious enough to bring a black 2006 9-7x from the dealership for me to test drive, and I must say that I liked it better than I thought I should, but I’m still not a fan of the SUV class of vehicles. If I want a truck, I’ll buy a truck. I don’t want my people mover to drive like a truck.

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Here's a photo of us at Leikin Motors, where Andy has a number of great Saabs on hand. A couple of sharp 9-3 sedans at good prices, a very pristine 9-5 wagon and, of course, the 9-7x. If you’re in the market for a Saab, give Andy a call.

(As an aside, I differ from Swade in my opinion of the Volvo C30. This is a great-looking car in the flesh and it is very well-constructed. Andy’s got a spankin’ new grey metallic example out front. Sweet.)

Finally, I’ve given up on two DIY repairs on the 9-5: the dreaded 08 code and the cabin ventilation fan. Twice now I’ve considered the 08 code fixed only to later find that I’ve incorrectly indexed the motor output to the blend door shaft and the system is inactive. Additionally, my cabin vent fan motor repair has gone south. As you may recall, I extended the length of the brushes to contact the rotor on the vent fan motor. It still works, but the fan is very noisy at times which is highly annoying. The gents at Eurofix will be handling the blend door repair and I’ll be ordering a replacement cabin ventilation fan soon. I think that I’ll get a new fan rather than a used one simply based upon my experiences with the old fan in my car. I don’t want to buy a used fan and motor only to find that the parts are near the end of life.

Once these fixes are done, I’ll start in earnest on the 900 ‘vert. It needs a new windshield and a new cabin vent fan, too. I’m debating some new leather and new carpet, and I’ve got a parts donor in view for some trim. Finally, the car really needs some new front suspension components, especially shocks and ball joints. More to come on that front in the very near future.

Top Nine Things that I envy and don’t envy about BMW

We haven’t done a top nine list in a while, so I decided to do two. Inspired by a couple of reader comments, some that I honestly felt misconstrued my message, I contemplated BMW as a competitor to Saab or any other favorite automotive brand. So, here’s my top nine run down of what I envy about Bimmer and what I don’t envy about their company and automobiles.

(Please, save the “Saab doesn’t compete with BMW” rhetoric because they do. BMW may not be aligned as closely as other brands to compete with Saab automobiles, but they are a competitor.)

Top Nine things that I envy about BMW

9. Their presence in motor sport. BMW has a significant technical and financial stake in several forms of auto racing — rally, open-wheel racing, road racing and club motor sports such as SCCA, etc.

8. The dual-roof 5-series sport wagon of the middle 1990′s. Quite simply the coolest, most sporting wagon since the retractable-roofed Studebaker Wagonaire of the 1960′s. If the Saab Sport Combis came equipped with a gaping open roof like this, I’d buy it. Why? It’s the ultimate hauler combined with the panoramic view of a convertible. What a great mix of practicality and motoring fun.

If the 9-5 Wagon had a roof like this, I'd buy it

If the 9-5 Wagon had a roof like this, I'd buy it

7. Tuning partners. BMW has upgrade and aftermarket parts available from a number of outlets in virtually any location in the world. The options are myriad here in the United States where Saab really hasn’t any real infrastructure for mods.

6. Precision. I grudgingly admit that in the last decade or so, the Bavarians have surpassed virtually all other automakers when it comes to manufacturing execution and automation. This is NOT a Germany vs. the world issue; a great number of BMW automobiles are built in Greer, South Carolina, USA and they are still of very, very high quality. Bimmers are made with close tolerances because they’ve instituted a culture of uncompromising standards. The culture has served them well.

5. 1968-1975 2002. What an iconic car! Believe it or not, the 2002 was based upon a design at least four years old when introduced, but the refinements found in the 2002 made all the difference. Boxy and upright, the BMW 2002 certainly wasn’t intended to be a looker, but somehow it became one. Its unique departure created a design following that has endured for years. Good on them.

The BMW 2002 is a timeless classic.

The BMW 2002 is a timeless classic.

4. Design margin. Say what you will about some aspects of modern BMWs and their lack of room for error, but the engineers in Munich have retained many of the important standards that brought them to the fore in the automotive world — oversized brakes, fewer lock-to-lock turns, bullet-proof transmissions and power plants that leisurely exceed the requirements of typical point A-to-point B transportation.

3. The 1971-1975 3.0 CS/CSi (aka E9). One of the all-time great automobiles ever made on a production line, the 3.0 CS created a new class of cars that proved that the Germans had plenty of artistic talent to pair with their engineering prowess. The father of the modern European sedan in so many ways. The BMW 3.0 CS is one of my all-time favorites.

BMW 3.0 CS, one of my all-time faves.

BMW 3.0 CS, one of my all-time faves.

2. Reputation. I am very jealous of BMW’s reputation for quality and performance. I envy the rapport and devotion that Bimmer enjoys with the automotive journalistic community, and I know that Saab’s sales and marketing team covets BMW’s reputation in the market as a car for people with aspirations of driving the best car that they can afford.

1. Independence. I know that I’m pandering to this crowd with this statement, but do envy BMW’s autonomy and independence to create the cars they want to create without a care about what any corporate giant like GM thinks. It’s a luxury that we Saabisti don’t have.

Top nine things that I don’t envy about BMW

9. The cost of maintenance. I’ll predict that some of you will comment that Saab maintenance costs a lot, too, or that BMW isn’t really that costly in the long run, etc. Fine. Parts and service are still too expensive even if those things are true. That is, if Saab is truly in the Bimmer range for maintenance costs, Saab is too expensive as well.

8. The BMW Dealer network. I’m not enamored of Cadillac-HUMMER-Saab dealer combinations, either, but the BMW dealer network is pretty compact and has the elitist reputation that can be a barrier to some prospective customers. Saab has a history of inviting, neighborly dealers. Even though the “old-school Saab” dealers could be going the way of the dinosaur, it doesn’t change the fact the BMW’s dealers are even less accommodating in comparison.

7. Mini. I don’t dislike Mini and the revival of the Cooper. In fact, I think that it’s a great concept and it’s well executed. I simply don’t feel any jealousy because Saab doesn’t have a similar line of tiny cars.

6. Advertising. We’ve all taken shots at Saab’s “Born from Jets” advertising that said little about the cars and leven less about the experience of driving a Saab. On the other hand, have you seen the most recent BMW ads here in North America? A car driving on a magically suspended and dramatically banked glass track? Huh? What does that say about anything automotive? And in the interest of good taste, I’ll not mention those ridiculous billboards featuring the Mini Clubman. Ouch.

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5. The X6 Sports Activity Coupe. How could anyone look at this vehicle and think, “Yes, I want the sporting practicality of an SUV, but I want to seriously curtail the cargo capacity for the sake of a swoopy rear roofline.” Perhaps even more vain than the Hummer H2, and that’s saying something.

The BMW X6, perhaps more vain than the HUMMER H2

The BMW X6, perhaps more vain than the HUMMER H2

4. BMW Sailing. Yes, there really is a BMW sailing team. I guess that it’s a marketing boondoggle of sorts. I’m very happy that Saab hasn’t seen the need to sponsor an America’s Cup yacht.

3. Price. Let’s face facts: BMW’s are expensive cars. One can argue that Saabs aren’t cheap, but they are still not as pricy as BMW, and even if they were on par, I wouldn’t like Bimmer pricing any better — it would still be too high.

2. Reputation. (Waits for wheels to turn.) That’s right, I envy and then I don’t envy BMW’s reputation. The part of Bimmer’s rep that I wouldn’t want for Saab? The part that comes from years of stereotypes about Bimmer drivers and the machanics that fix them. Like it or not, BMW has a hallowed place as the conveyance of the rich and vacant, the chariot of the heartless corporate raider and the car of the snotty spoiled brat from Beverly Hills. The mechanics are said to equally take full advantage of these same characters, raking their wallet whenever the car needs so much as an air filter. These are connotations that I, frankly, am glad that do not fetter Saab.

1. Styling. With the exceptions of the aforementioned 2002 and 3.0 CS, I think that BMW’s are generally ugly. Certainly the Z3 and Z4 have their moments, and I think that the 1990′s 5-series sedans and 7-series coupes were good-looking cars, but the rest, especially the Bimmers of the last ten years, have been unattractive. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the front fascia of the newer 3-series cars resembles a stylized female pig. I also find it very strange that other car makers tend to copy certain elements of the BMW style “language” in their own models: the Acura TL is a great example. I wouldn’t want any other marque so closely following Saab, that’s for sure.

The 2007 Acura TL looks a lot like a Bimmer.

The 2007 Acura TL looks a lot like a Bimmer.

So there you have it, my dual top-nine list. Comments are open.

The EnG Pride of Ownership Entry

With the announcement of the upcoming Pride of Ownership publication, I’ve finally had the incentive that I need to actually produce something worthwhile in the PoO category. I could also use a little help to determine the final entry from among the pictures that I’ve taken. I’ve seen your entries, and I must say that the bar has been set very high!
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In the original Pride of Ownership competition, I abstained because it simply didn’t seem fair for me, a site author, to enter the competition. Now that it’s for everyone’s consumption, I felt that I could add a little something to the mix with a little effort on my part.

As I’ve mentioned before, I live in Franklin, Tennessee, a town about 15 miles from Nashville, Tennessee. I’m a Nashville native as well. I’ve included pictures from both towns in this group.

The raw photos are on Flickr.

I’m open to input on these; if you see a picture that’s better, than another, I’m all ears. At the moment, I’m partial to the 1st Avenue shot because it’s got interesting depth and the lines are well arranged toward a common vanishing point — the street, roof tops, flags, car, etc.

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The Parthenon, located in Nashville’s Centennial Park, was built for the state of Tennessee’s Centennial celebration in 1897. It is an exact full-scale replica of the original Parthenon in Athens, Greece, complete with a full-scale replica Athena Parthenos sculpture inside. It was inspired by Nashville’s identity as the “Athens of the South” due to the numerous universities and colleges located here.

The likeness of the Parthenon is frequently used as a symbol for the city of Nashville, and Centennial Park is certainly the major city park.

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Nashville, Tennessee is known as “Music City USA”, a reference to the city’s place as the world capitol of the country music industry. Nashville gained this status in the early days of radio broadcasting in the early part of the 20th century. The Grand Ole Opry, broadcast from Nashville’s Ryman Auditorium since the 1920′s, is still a country music mainstay and one of the world’s oldest running broadcasts of any kind. It created an entire entertainment district in downtown Nashville that includes the Printer’s Alley, lower Broadway and Riverfront areas. Tourism and entertainment is Nashville’s single largest industry by revenue.

This picture shows the Riverfront area along 1st Avenue in downtown Nashville, Tennessee. The Saab is parked in the riverboat tour terminal on the banks of the Cumberland River.

Also in the entertainment district, the Ernest Tubb Record Shop is a local icon. Formerly owned by the celebrated country singer/songwriter, his record shop is known for hosting a clear-channel country music radio program on Saturday nights that featured a single performer, historically the up-and-coming artists in country music. They pioneered mail order music to fill the vast number of requests from outside the immediate area for recordings produced by the weekly guest. Plus, they’ve preserved the cool old-school 1960′s-era sign.

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Franklin, Tennessee is a small town just outside of Nashville, Tennessee on the Harpeth River. During the War Between the States (aka the American Civil War), Franklin was considered a strategic location for two reasons: its was a major agricultural center that controlled a great portion of the region’s economy and it is surrounded by a ring of hills that could serve as defensive positions. The Battle of Franklin was a major event in the War Between the States, resulting in over 8,000 deaths and innumerable wounded.

The town square pictured includes the traditional monument for the Confederate war dead — a spire topped with a Confederate soldier in the uniform of the region facing towards Richmond, Virginia, the former capitol of the Confederate States of America. The canon on the monument mound are the real thing — 1860′s brass canon barrels with concrete pedestals in lieu of the original cast-iron stands.

Swedish Car Day Number 9 – Sunday

Swedish Car Day number 9 is upon us! Where is it, when is it, what’s in store and what should you wear? Read on!
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Swedish Car Day is this Sunday (two days from now here in North America) the 19th of October. This one should be very special for we Saabisti since it’s number nine.

According to the organizer’s website, Swedish Car Day is a joint project of the legendary Charles River Saab dealership and a similarly revered Volvo dealer, both in the greater Boston, Massachusetts area. See here for the full story.

Previous editions of Swedish Car Day have resulted in some great photo ops for those who care about that sort of thing, and heaps of well-cared-for Saabs to gawk at if you aren’t into photography.

As a great side benefit, the Swedish Car Day will once again take place on the grounds of the Larz Anderson Motor Museum in Brookline, Massachusetts. It appears that there is an entrance fee, but that also includes entry to the museum which houses some turn-of-the-century (I’m talking 1900′s here) automobiles that I’d love to see.

This event is sure to draw some great Saabs from all around New England, so if you’re in the area I’d advise you to take a few minutes to visit and peruse the vintage Swedish iron on display.

Oh, and you should wear your TS t-shirt, silly.

EnG Monday AM Snippets

An unusual Monday morning version of EnG snippets brought to you by the Columbus Day holiday here in the United States. Inside, I demonstrate the value of a TS T-shirt, I talk about specific model quirks (with a bonus from the previous owner of my 9-5) and we go green.

First up, the model quirks. Assuming that most of us enjoy some time actually working on our cars, I offer this mini rant on our collective behalf:

What are automotive OEMs thinking when they make these cars??

I’ll fill you in on the details that lead me to this exclamation:

- Did you know that it takes no fewer than three different tools to remove a 1999 9-5 headlight? A Phillips-head screwdriver (two different sizes, but who’s counting?), the medium-sized Torx (I think that it’s a 20) and a 10 mm socket or nutdriver! That’s not counting what ever you plan to use to pry that silly plastic anchor/screw combination out of the grille slot. I’m completely at a loss. If you can fill me in, I’m in your debt.

Here’s where the bonus from the previous owner comes in: during this episode of my recurring game of mechanical hide-and-seek for that critical fastener or bushing that I’ve dropped or bumped into the engine compartment or dash opening, etc. I found a Craftsman 7mm box wrench on the skid plate/air dam under the front end of the 9-5! Bonus!

- Last week, I looked at a 1990 900 Turbo Convertible that I found on Craigslist. I planned to use it for parts, but, after looking at it, I decided that it needed many of the same parts that mine did. My thoughts then turned to restoring it because it’s a lot better off rust-wise than mine is. I kept coming back to the same roadblock: to work on the transmission, you’ve got to take the whole darned thing apart. There is no way around this. My friends, this is the price we 900/99 aficionados pay to play: the transmissions aren’t particularly delicate, but when they go they cost a bundle to fix because you’ve got to remove the engine and transmission as a single piece to work on them. In this case, the car needs a head gasket, but the owner doesn’t know that the auto tranny is about to go, too. I know this only because he described the “way the car acted” before the head gasket blew. Suffice it to say that his transmission was slipping. I would put a 5-speed in, naturally, but it would take forever and lots of money. Too much. (Please don’t regale me with the “you can do it without removing the engine you just have to jack up the engine three inches and then you wiggle it out, etc. I’ve known one person that says he’s done just that and he swears that he’ll never do it that way again — it takes longer and accomplishes less.)

- Because I replaced my 9-5 stereo with an aftermarket unit without disconnecting the battery first (I should have, I know), I now have to take the darn thing to the shop for a reset of the airbag warning light. It’s a known issue — work on the 9-5 (and maybe others) electrical systems without disconnecting the battery and the airbag warning will come on. What a pain! This has not reset over the past four months or so (one person advised me that it would go away in 10 or 15 start/run cycles) and it certainly can’t be reset by a simple ODBII reader/reset tool. This is a job for the GM/Saab programming system only. Could this be avoided?

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To see that the TS T-shirt brings success in all endeavors of life, see here.

For your very own TrollhattanSaab gear, click here. I heartily recommend it. Ivan’s done a great job with these, take advantage, Christmas is just around the corner!

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Going green. I’ve seen myriad shots on Flickr lately of green Saabs that really appeal to me. Most of them are the old-school Saabs in Europe where green is obviously a more popular color than here in the United States. Personally, I really like the Malachite Green available on the C900, and there’s one here to show what I’m referring to…

A retro pic from Belle’sDaddy, a brand-new 1980 Saab 900 in Malachite Green.

A magnificent old 96 in green from Hans Viveen:

Of course the obligatory Saab 92 in green from Jeff:

Finally, from regular reader Al_Aero comes this beautiful Abbott 9-5 in a great shade of green. This is the one that inspired this little gallery. I would certainly favor this color for my 9-5 because it not only looks great on the car, but it is unique as well. Kudos to the owner. Well done.

Cadillac HUMMER Saab consolidation comes to the Music City

It was bound to happen sooner or later — our local Saab dealership is no longer an “independent”. Our area is now serviced by a full-line Cadillac-HUMMER-Saab combination dealership. For us, it’s probably a good thing.

As I’ve written here before, in the 1980′s I bought my first Saab new off the lot at Thoroughbred Motorcars here in Nashville, Tennessee, USA. Thoroughbred exists no more, but at the time that I bought my 1986 900 S (3-door, 16-valve NA, 5-speed, Admiral Blue) it was a combination Saab, Jaguar, British Leyland (just MG and Rover), Alfa Romeo and Ferrari dealership. They still had the remnants of their days with Lancia and Triumph hanging around. It was a heady mix of sporting cars of the day with plenty of red carpet panache in the showroom and service area.

Over time, the automotive business changed, and they changed with it. First came Porsche, who had obviously decided that the local Volkswagen dealership was no place for them. Alfa exited the North American market as did Rover and MG. Sterling, the joint venture with Honda and Rover, came and went as did Maserati. When Audi fell on hard times, it was the last straw in the demise of the local Mercedes-Benz/Audi dealer (who had also previously sold Peugot and Renault as well). Audi quickly signed with Thoroughbred, which now consisted of Jaguar, Saab, Porsche, Ferrari and Audi. Ferrari at some point was sent packing or vice versa.

The four remaining marques existed peacefully together for years — at least 15, perhaps 20.

When I refer to Thoroughbred Motorcars as an “independent” Saab dealer, I do so in quotes because, obviously, they’ve never been a Saab-only enterprise. Indeed, in the 1980′s, Saab was a leading volume brand for them. Perhaps 50% or more of their sales (in units) were Saabs. Jaguar has always been popular around here, and there were always a few folks who bought the Alfa Romeo Spider Veloce which was by then the only Alfa available in the US. As times changed, Saab certainly took a back seat increasingly to the higher-end cars available there, especially for service. Once Audi regained its footing with some great new cars they took the volume leader position occupied by Saab 20 years earlier. Jaguar, by now selling disguised Fords, was also doing well. Of course, servicing a Porsche or V-12 Jag makes a LOT of money, so they got priority in the service department. In short, Saab hasn’t exactly been treated well by Thoroughbred Motorcars, and they have a horrible reputation for raking your wallet pretty well when you take your car there for service. In perhaps the worst disservice of all, Thoroughbred did NO Saab marketing at all. I’m talking ZERO.

Just last night, I heard for the first time and advertisement for Crest Cadillac-HUMMER-Saab located in downtown Nashville. This was the first I’ve heard of the change, and I know that it is a very recent occurrence, no more than a month past. I wish that GM had worked it out with Andrews Cadillac because they are much closer to me and have a great reputation for service, but they also sell Land Rovers so I figured that was a long shot.

This leaves Thoroughbred Motorcars with Porsche, Audi and Jaguar, and they’ve opted to change the name of the dealership to Jaguar Porsche Audi of Nashville (doesn’t that just roll off the tongue?). They’ve already updated their website, while Crest seems a little behind in that regard (saabofnashville.com redirects to crest-cadillac.com for now).

In short, counter to other Saab dealer consolidations, I think this is good for Saab in our area. For starters, Crest has proven that they can market cars, albeit in a different market segment. It’s up to the cat in the hat to help them to learn the Saab target audience and how to reach them. That will come with time. As far as service is concerned, they can’t be less attentive than Thoroughbred, although it’s possible that they may not have the expertise to work on Saabs quite yet. Once again, only time will tell.

So, you can chalk up at least one win for the GM luxury brand consolidation strategy.