When I was a kid, we had a tradition at school where anyone having a birthday would receive ‘birthday bashings’ from everyone else. We’d all line up and punch the birthday boy on the arm, the number of punches rising each year in accordance with newly attained age.
I’d love to be in England right now
Happy birthday, Robin M, our unofficial Saab Ambassador to the UK! But why is the cake 38 candles short?????
Nice T-shirt, too!
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Speaking of TS T-shirts and other things, I’ve just added a few new TS-logo shirts to the US version of the TS shop, and these Saab kicks as well.

Note: they’re not official Chuck Taylors and the sizing is a little funny (take care to measure correctly as Spreadshirt don’t do returns on shoes), but they’re well priced, they look cool and they’re unique.
Appropriate additions will be made to the Euro TS shop soon.
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I haven’t been able to find a picture of it yet, but Top Gear Australia had some fun in a tractor last week, and partially at Saab’s expense.
They were trying to out-do all those luxury SUV’s that never get taken offroad by driving around in a big farm tractor. Luxury SUV’s are known as Toorak Tractors in Melbourne, so of course it was Toorak, a well-to-do Melbourne suburb, that got the Top Gear treatment.
As part of the sketch, they decided to reverse-park the tractor and ended up riding up onto the hood of a Saab ng900.
Grrrrrrrrr.
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A young lady named Carmen writes on her own blog about her Saab doing one of the things that a Saab’s meant to do, and feeling the way many of us feel about our Saabs:
My beautiful, black Saab met its match last Wednesday when a large deer ran in front of it. I have mixed feelings about this. In many ways, it’s like the end of an era. This car was the first car I ever bought by myself. It was my “I’m a single and successful young woman” car that I bought when I was 23. It’s almost symbolic of that time period of my life. I almost cried when I went today and cleaned it out. It’s been a constant in my life and has seen me get married, buy our first home, take a step of faith and move to Georgia, buy our second home and now as we are trying to sell and move again. There was nothing like the carefree feeling of driving the rural roads of Georgia with my sunroof open, radio blaring and turbo engine revving. I’m very sad that this car had to go “this way.”
Carmen, I’m glad you’re safe. Your Saab was designed to take exactly that sort of impact and protect it’s cargo. I hope you replace it with another one.
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And in other crash news, can you believe it’s legal in Victoria (and probably in other states here in Australia) to have as many as eight people in your compact Mitsubishi coupe?
Victoria Police Chief Commissioner Christine Nixon said earlier today as long as all of the car’s seatbelts were being used, overloading the vehicle with people was not a crime.
“No, it’s not an offence,” she told Radio 3AW. “In fact it’s the number of seat belts. I think it’s four or something in this car, and if those people had the seatbelts on, no, it’s not an offence.
“It’s just the technical part of the law.”
The car in question was this Mitsubishi Lancer, which crashed just after midnight last night with the aforementioned eight people on board.

Miraculously, they all survived the crash, though I think the driver’s in serious trouble.
I think that law’s in for some review, too.
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I thought I’d also better mention, in the interests of transperancy, how things are running around here at the moment.
Server
As the site grows in page numbers and sheer storage space required, TS has once again outgrown it’s current web hosting plan. If you’ve been experiencing slow loading times or even an inability to load at all (esp near the end of the month), this is probably why.
I’m looking into several options to alleviate this, including relocation of the entire TS blog to my old web host. Unfortunately, my old host has just been lumbered blessed with a new baby so might be a few weeks from helping me out. He’s Hobart based and I’m much more comfortable with him running things than some faceless geezer an ocean away.
Video
The use of video seems to be clashing and causing some pages to not load. Some users typically get a warning message about a bug problem and the page just won’t load. Obviously this is not a satisfactory state of affairs so I’ll be looking into possible solutions, including a change of the site template (again) if necessary.
Direct Advertisers
I’ve been fortunate enough to have attracted a couple of direct advertisers in the right sidebar. I’m very appreciative of their support and want to make sure they get value for money. TS gets a lot of page impressions, but I’d like to include them in the community that is Trollhattan Saab.
Some of you may have noticed that I’ve taken a more active role in promoting the sponsors of this site. The arrangement is as follows: Advertisers, of which there will be a maximum of four at any given time so as not to clutter the page, will have something from their range promoted in an ‘Advertiser drive-by’ entry once every two weeks. I’ve asked advertisers, where they can, to provide a special offer for TS readers as part of this.
I’ve also asked advertisers to consider submitting some articles for publication here, not as a means of further advertising, necessarily, but as a way of providing useful content for readers, and as a way of building up some genuine content-based rapport. It’s a measure aimed at including them more in the conversations that go on here.
Google Ads
Google Ads continue to be the main steady income source for this site and will continue in the left sidebar and at the top of the page. Apart from banning spammy advertisers, I have little control over who advertises there as that’s all arranged by Google via an auction system. So if you see Volvo, Porsche or Toyota advertising there (as I have in the last month or so), then please blame GM for not targeting TS as an ad site.
Support-a-Saab-blogger donations
I haven’t put up the donations button for a number of months now. I wasn’t comfortable doing so around mid-year as I really wasn’t certain as to what the future was for this site. I didn’t want to ask you to support it if it wasn’t going to be around much longer (which was a realistic outlook back around July, August).
The outlook is now much more positive for me, personally, and TS is going to be around for some time to come. The publications of site stats and the TS donations button will both return soon and if you feel so inclined, your contribution to the ongoing running of things would be welcome.
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