Strange things are afoot at Saab dealers in various parts of the world:
- From Sweden, I’ve received one email telling me that you can’t custom order a Saab 9-5 anymore. The writer wanted to order a 2.3t BioPower next week, but has been told by his dealer that they will only be able to sell him a “Griffin Edition” vehicle, which I assume must be available in a BioPower variant, but possibly without the equipment or options that he’d like. Can anyone expand on this?
UPDATE – It’s been confirmed. From October 1, prospective Saab owners in Sweden can only choose from a Linear Griffin 9-5 and a Vector Griffin 9-5.
Here’s one of the wheels, this one being available on the Vector Griffin with sports pack:

- And here in Australia, Saab are about to launch a revamped owner loyalty campaigh, which will apparently blow the previous scheme out of the water ($2000 loyalty cash when purchasing 9-3 and $4000 when purchasing a 9-5). The strange thing is that they’ve all been sworn to silence. Saab will be calling owners privately to inform them of the scheme in the next few weeks. If you get a call, let me know.
- News on the grapevine is that a GM dealer in Sydney has ditched Saab rather than be forced to take on Cadillac next year. Any dealer with Saab and Hummer must also take on Cadillac.
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After the recent Saab Australia greenwashing fiasco, which just about everybody got wrong in their reportage, you can imagine the mood I was in when I read Robert Farago’s exercise in pedantic tomfoolery at TTAC this morning.
In the October issue of Vanity Fair, a Saab 9.3 Turbo ad proclaims, “We believe every person should recycle. And so should every engine.” So far so good. But according to the body copy, “By taking exhaust that typically escapes out the tailpipe and redirecting it back into the engine, the Saab Turbo maximizes performance…” Now wait a minute. Saab engines can run on exhaust gases?
YEAH! Exhaust gases, fairy farts, scary looks – just about anything will get your Saab going.
It’s worrying about trees like this that allows for entire forests to disappear. It was obviously a slow day at the TTAC office today.
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GM have realised that Saab have been right since the late 1970s and are going to invest $370m in a four cylinder engine plant in Flint, Michigan. Around half the engines produced will be turbocharged, however I don’t think Saab will get any extra kudos for having been so sensible all these years, let alone for the expertise they’re sure to lend to the engine development.
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Back to Australia, where 10 manufacturers have declined invitations to display vehicles at this year’s Australian International Motor Show, in Sydney from next week. It’s a big 10, too, with Audi, Alfa Romeo, Bentley, BMW, Citroen, Fiat, Jaguar, Land Rover, Mercedes-Benz and Porsche all deciding there’s better ways to spend their money.
Manufacturers are trying to pressure the orgainsers of both the Sydney and Melbourne Motor shows into agreeing to a bi-annual show: Sydney one year and Melbourne the next (a-la the Paris and Frankfurt arrangements).
I guess this is a time to be thankful for GM, as Saab will continue to maintain a presence in the corner of the Holden display.
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A photo I took of the Saab 9-3 we had on loan from Dueck Saab in Vancouver. Nice shot, that, if I do say so myself.
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I came back from Canada to find I’d won $100 in music downloads from Telstra Big Pond here in Australia. At $1.70 a song, that means I’ve got 58 songs to consider from what will probably be a fairly generic catalog.
Suggestions welcome.
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