Friday Snippets
There ain’t much major news around today. It seems we’ve had enough of that this week. I’m going into the weekend feeling good about the 9-1’s as-yet-unknown prospects and the fact that people can actually read this website once again. I can relax.
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This week, we had our 40,000th comment appear on the site. Remarkable! As I write this, there are 40,090 comments at Trollhattan Saab.
That’s only 10% of the total comments received, though, with over 360,000 spam comments squashed on their way in.
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Jalopnik have hosted an unintentional Saab poetry class. They wrote about Saab’s plans to reduce car sizes in the future, which elicited a comment stating that a new Saab Sonett would be nice.
The automotive youth that make up the Jalop crowd siezed on the Sonett reference and started writing…….um, sonnets? Well, no. They deferred to the more familiar limerick form, with mixed but entertaining results:
Once a company who made planes,
Saab is now etched in the brains.
From Detroit come their orders
To build across all borders
While their legacy goes down the drains.
It ain’t Shakespeare, but it’s a quick, entertaining read and more importantly, I really felt like Saab has fair appreciation over there.
Build on it, Saab.
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The photo is entitled The Green Team. I’m not sure what they were playing, but I like the mode of transport!
From Flickr.
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I was going to write a whole big thing on Jerry Flint’s latest column at Forbes, but now I can’t be bothered and I don’t really care anyway, aside from a little angst at seeing stupidity committed to print and rewarded with payment.
I saw Flint at the Detroit Auto Show back in January. He looked just like in the photo, too, which was kind of funny.
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Another columnist, Peter De Lorenzo at AutoExtremist, foreshadowed a major announcement from Ford saying that it would likely turn the domestic automakers in the US on their collective ears in the next couple of years. And he could be right.
The announcement is the combining of Ford model ranges in various parts of the world. Essentially, they’re going to stop the rather stupid and costly practice of having completely separate cars for the US and other markets.
It kinda seems obvious, doesn’t it? Strangely, I find myself wishing them well. A smuch as I hate seeing stupidity committed to print and rewarded, I also like to see common sense receive it’s dues.
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We should hear more from this guy, shouldn’t we?
Roger was caught on video when the Saab 9-X BioHybrid received an honor at the North American Concept Car of the Year awards. Video here.





Did you catch the GM global sales summary?
(or, from AFP)
Quote: Saab sales, meanwhile, fell 22 per cent globally
Not a big surprise although I didn’t think the sales decline would be that large.
those 9-6’s for me rank up there as the best looking SAAB’s. if they want inspiration for a retro concept smqall SAAB they should base it on the 9-6. it would be Mini beater for sure.
That poetry sounds more like a limmerick Swade, but then I’m half Irish.
aeronaut: that’s 96 not 9-6. The 9-6 was (thankfully) a Saab that didn’t happen.
Sadly,the sales decline won’t get much better with even less advertising budget!
Markac…….hence the text
I’m about 1/3 Irish. Maybe we’re cousins!
There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish
And those who wish they were.
I felt even more Irish when I wrote that! I should have read a bit closer.
My father was Irish actually and my mother was English. I was born in London.
Here’s some news that those who have seen me posting here long enough will appreciate. I have my eye on a 2004 Saab 9-5 2.3T w/auto ARC that I am going to take a look at on Saturday. Ill let you know what happens!
Zippy, I know you’ve been tossing this sort of thing for a while now, so best of luck with the drive. I hope it creates the right impression.
Fecking Irish.
…I’m kidding, I’m like an eighth Irish. And an eighth German, a quarter Italian, a quarter Scottish, and a quarter Soviet.
In other words, American.
Oh, this is what I came up with at Jalopnik:
I think that I shall never drive
A car as misunderstood as the 9-5.
Or maybe
MYYYYYYY 900 HAS A FIRST NAME
AND IT’S S-A-A-B!
MY 900 HAS A SECOND NAME
IT’S T-U-R-B-O!
OH I LOVE TO DRIVE IT EVERY DAY,
AND IF YOU ASK ME WHY I’LL SAY:
BECAUSE TROLLHATTAN HAS A WAY
WITH V-V-R-R-U-S-A!
I had to fudge the last word, but I think it works.
You and me both Jeff!
I just read the entries you posted back in February 2005. Fun!
40,000 comments equals about 32 comments every day.
BTW, I’m 100% Scanian…
Jerry Flint got one thing right. Spending billions to get out of Fiat was a brilliant move by GM, for Fiat!
ctm, it’s also 8.5 comments per post (4,711 posts and now there’s 40,105 comments), which is pretty good seeing the number of posts with no comments (e.g. press releases)
swade, I was thinking about that number of posts. Wasn’t sure if you had mentioned it before. It’s an amazing number!
CTM… Scanian? That´s like Half danish.. ha ha ha!
Skåne (Scania).. A great place to build Saab Sonetts and one or two 99´s and 900´s.
I know there are a few of you non swedes that travel here once in a wile.. Please don´t miss the historical Saab places in Scania. I bet CTM can fill you in with more on that. Probably also lots to be found on Wikipedia on the subject.
Swade.. Has there been a Saab productionsite history written on TS? Trollhattan, Scania, Finland… There are some realy interesting anecdotes and facts in Saabs history.
Why the ? didn´t the 9-X BHC interior feature in that GM movieclip? That was the 9-4X interior.
Cheers from Tom.. The 100% Swede named after a singer from Wales.. Hmm
Lot’s of wish we were 100% Danish…
And if we didn’t became Swedish 1658 (350 years ago this year!), that old wagon factory in Södertälje would probably not have merged with that small wagon factory Scania.
For those of you that don´t know the story behind the production of the Sonett II and III..
The cars were made in a facility that used to make railway carts (ASJ). It was bought by Saab because the building had traks upon wich the carts were assembled thus making it ideal also for making cars the Henry Ford way.. The problem for Saab was that the supportbeams for the roof was in the way of production and therefor some genius decided to hack away at them. This ofcourse resulted in that the whole structure began to shift.. :-O
Somebody at Saab then went over to a neighbouring cementfactory and asked if they could put up the supportbeams against their building.. Production could continue..
This is what I´ve heard, but maybe it´s a myth in bits.
/Tom
Ford has tried the “World Car” concept a few times already, and it hasn’t worked. North American driving conditions are just not suitable for most European cars: the winters are colder, the summers are warmer, the distances are longer, and the roads are much much worse.
This led to cars like the Contour (European Mondeo), which had a terrible reputation for reliability because its suspension would fall apart after going over a few potholes (something you can’t avoid anywhere north of Texas). Nobody in the Midwest wants to spend thousands on control arms just so they can save hundreds on gas.
Here in Canada, BMW’s and Mercedes’s dissappear after the first snowfall and reappear around Easter. That includes SUV’s like the X5 and GL.
That may be fine for the people who can afford it, but it just won’t work with Ford’s middle class target market.
1. If you ask me humanity is divided into the following. Those who sail and those who don’t. Can’t be bothered with the ethnical stuff
2. I saw my first Ford Flex yesterday. What a shock! It already looks 20 years old…and it’s an overweight, underpowered gas guzzler, again. Ford can only get better by building some of it’s European cars in NA…and fast. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:2009_Ford_Flex_Limited.jpg
3. Intresting comment about Fiat which I forgot to add on my 9-1 post. When you look at what Fiat did with GM’s 2 billion $, makes you wonder what could have been accomplished had GM stuck it out. But then, perhaps it was just to much of a culture shock for them to work together, although they did form a successful alliance building diesels.
Bernard.. My european humble thoughts (and many probably with me) is that what you just wrote is something you should get out of your head real quick. Because you don´t seem to live in same world as the rest of us. Why? Continue reading…
In northern germany and the whole of the nordic countries SALT is used wintertime to keep the roads less icy. Thats a strain on cars, and therefor most european cars are built to last quite a long time though those situations. Old italian and american cars on the other hand dosen´t last long in ex Sweden. Where I live ( 110km north from Stockholm) temperatures wintertime drops to -20 to -30 from late december to march but change oil, filters and put a heater in the car and thats not a problem. Further north -40 or below is common. When it comes to realy hot climates there is sothern Spain, Portugal, Italy, Kroatia, Turkey, Greece etc that right now have temperatures betwen +40 to +50. Their cars seem to survive without any problems. When it comes to distances Swedes, norwegians and Fins would probably tell you to come for a normal days drive in our nations… Although Canada is a large nation and the US to.. You hardly drive from one coast to the other.. And if you live in the northern parts of these countries it´s not uncommon to drive 300km or more to and from work every single day…
And people with silly expensive cars often put their cars in their garage and take them out when the roads are clear due to the fact that the cars are just that.. silly expensive.
And the old Mondeo was a disaster I´ll give you that.. But it was a disaster here to. Just like the old Ford Fiesta, Ford Escort etc.
So please Bernard.. Look over the fence and get facts before you write.
Cheers from a very Swedish and European Tom
Tompa, we Americans use salt also. The American south and southwest (and Florida) don’t, because they don’t have seasons, but everywhere else, the salt just devours cars. That’s why you see so many older cars in those areas: they don’t have to put up with salt eating away at the undersides.
Tom, one ting that Bernard got spot on is the condition of the roads here. And I am not talking about dirt roads, but major highways - the roads in Toronto are in terrible shape, and our 4-5 month winters just destory any patched pothole. Montreal is worse.
The U.S. is much the same, except for some of the southern States with favourable climate (e.g. Florida) and/or billions of oil dollars (e.g. Texas). I have been all throughout Europe, and the roads in any given county - western or eastern Europe - are in far better shape.
Tompa,
I didn’t say that Europe doesn’t have tough winter conditions as well in some parts. The difference is that these conditions are not prevalent in the larger population centers. There are few places in Europe that have large populations, winter temperatures of -30 and summer temperatures of +40 like Chicago (for instance).
On top of this, Americans have a much different attitude towards maintenance compared to Scandinavians. I think that this has a lot to do with the relatively low price of cars in the US. Spending $4,000 to replace the front suspension on a $20,000 Contour just doesn’t go down well. I imagine that things are different when you are paying three to four times more for a new car.
Faced with such an invoice, the average American would trade the car in immediately. This leads to low resale values, a bad reputation, and poor sales (which succinctly describes Ford’s non-truck business in the US).
Come to think of it, I hardly ever see any Contours anymore. I do see a lot of 10 year old Accords, Camrys and Impalas.
There’s a reason why the successful automakers (Toyota and Honda) sell entirely different models in North America. My point is that Ford should look at their past history of selling European cars in the US, and then look at what the Japanese are doing instead. It should be obvious to them that designing “world cars” can be no more than a stopgap measure, and that they should focus on tailoring their cars to the customers’ needs in the longer term.
I was watching that show “Burn Notice” with the Saab promotion and I saw a Saab ad. I don’t know if it’s been discussed here already. The ad was baad. Very baad. It was like talking about performance and beauty and repeated it 3 times. Then they were like repetition is a part of our history. It was a silver 9-3 convert. in the ad.
We have good roads here in Maryland, but every state around us has terrible roads.